The Chocolate Lady

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

The hottest housewife yet!

Before I get started, let me just go on record saying that if my daughters ever come home with a tattoo, especially of an anchor on their neck, or a bug on their foot (??how bizarre!)....we will make an appointment to see the laser removal docs, pronto. I know everyone may not agree, but Im just putting it down in writing, so that if my daughters ever read this blog, they get the message.

But to heck with the OC housewives on TV, Ive met a new lady that will put them all to shame.

Meet Nora Hardwick.




She's 102 and great-grandma, you can tell just how sweet she is by that neatly coifed hairdo....




But just because she has lived through an entire century, doesnt mean she doesnt still have a lot of life left in her....notice that spunky twinkle in her eye......




And if you need more of a hint as to just how spicey this grandma can be, check out her completely bare shoulder!!!






You see, Nora Hardwick doesnt need to run off to the Playboy mansion to expose her goods, she is gonna be Miss November on a nude calendar, to raise money for a local sports team in the UK.

Im imagining she was really something during the roaring 20's, when she was just a teen. Imagine her as a 40 something housewife in the 50's, she'd have put the OC housewives to shame, Im sure.

Now, here she is, revealing her birthday suit for all to see (well, not all, because I cant show that on this blog.....but you can always buy the calendar.)



Then it occured to me, she COULD be the hottest housewife in my community, because I know a guy that is looking for a lovely lady, maybe I can hook them up together.....




what d'ya think??? cute couple, huh??

PS. speaking of "cute couples".....did you see the Bachelor? Besides talking like a robot, the guy seems to have no feelings at all, put a fork in him, his love life is over!

22 comments:

Unknown said...

I'm so glad you are featuring Nora! She is one hot woman, and still tends bar! I'm sure business is booming now that her name (and picture somewhere) is all over the internet.

As for the Bachelor, Brad Womack from Austin....he is a loser. Honestly, I can't believe he had a complete, through the roof, anxiety attack right in front of Deanna, leaving her standing there shocked out of her mind. I wondered why his parents and brother were so excited about him finding the girl of his dreams. Now we know, sort of. My take is he is impotent or gay.

Tatoos...something I have been giving a lot of thought to lately.

Happy Thanksgiving...love and kisses all around.

Anonymous said...

I pretty much quietly read your blog all the time(I found you from my friend Briana's blog), but you gave me two reasons to speak up today.

One is that Nora is about the cutest lady in the WORLD and definitely a catch for your cute little neighbor. You should so have Oprah hook them up (mostly because Ophrah would probably give you and them free stuff)!

Secondly, BRAD! I started watching this season because I live in Austin but seriously, what a jerk! WHY would he have them fly Deanna's dad out there and then not propose. He didn't even really have to propose just go on another date with her and see what happened! Commitment issues!

Okay, that's my two cents and thoughts for the day.

Have a happy Thanksgiving!

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